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| User: | neglectedplaces (9947888)  "Beauty Likes Neglected Places"
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| Name: | neglectedplaces | |||||
| Location: | Aurora, Colorado, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1980-02-20 | |||||
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| AOL IM: |  morleykc (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |||||
| Bio: | "God thinks you're adorable!" -- whispered in my ear by a Catholic priest in the middle of my friend's wedding. It was creepy. Sorry Lil. "The best thing I've ever seen in my life? New Jersey in the rear view mirror." -- a former co-worker. I must say, that particular sight is also one of my favorites. "There's a Disney musical loving queen deep inside of me. I'm not proud of it." -- Brian Moore, admitting to his inner stereotype. "He'd be more likely to flirt with a level 40 witch with big boobs whose real name is Steve!" - Lillian Mondaro, on why her husband is too addicted to video games to ever cheat on her in real life. "Never pick on someone who believes the planets affect our lives if you believe that a virgin got pregnant with the bastard son of God." - my husband, criticizing a Catholic for criticizing a Pagan. "Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of Biology." - Peter Griffin "It smells like New Jersey in here!" - a co-worker, commenting on a foul odor in the back of our office. She's from Trenton. "I LOVE driving down the highway at 11am with booze in a styrofoam coffee mug. It makes me nostalgic for Ashland." - from the blog of my good friend Brian Moore. This is really only funny if you know Brian and know Ashland. "Hourglass figure? That's more like an hour and a half on top and 45 minutes on the bottom." -- running commentary during TLC's What Not To Wear. "She does for hypochondria what Eric Clapton does for guitar music." -- comment made by a current co-worker about a former co-worker. "So I said to the judge, 'If I coulda seen the numbers on my phone, I woulda called a cab, but I got frustrated and just said fuck it.'" -- some guy in the bar, telling his friends how he got "another fucking DUI." "What's brown and sticky? A stick." -- a joke Theron told me, which I'm ashamed to say I laughed at...more than once. "Sure you look all big and tough, but you can't even wipe your own ass." - my trainer, making fun of the bodybuilders at the gym "I have two emotions: silence, and GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" - Brian Moore. I'm very familiar with the latter of the two. "I think it's highly ironic that I forgot what I was going to say while we were talking about smoking pot." - Stephanie Strine "It would be nice if we could have world peace and there would be harmony and mutual respect, but I'd rather be angry and eat the rich." - Theron, commenting on why love and tolerance is just way less fun than the alternative. | |||||
| Pictures: | over 30 public | |||||
| Interests: | 81: 1920s, anam cara, animals, antiques, anxiety disorders, art, autumn, beth waters, books, choir, colorado, confessions, creativity, curry, daria, dead languages, donnie darko, dragonflies, early christianity, edinburgh, existentialism, family guy, food, foucault, gender, gerd, haunted places, hiking, history, home&abroad, ipod, jewelry, kafka, languages, larry the cable guy, latin, literature, london, madrigals, margaret cho, medieval studies, modernism, mp3s, museums, music, mysticism, mythology, nabokov, neglected places, newspapers, novalis, patrick mcgrath, piano, piercings, pisces, poetry, preraphaelites, pulp fiction, rain, rat terriers, reading, regina spektor, research, scrabble, silence, terriers, the shins, the simpsons, thomas morley, thrift stores, tomas luis de victoria, tori amos, traveling, tumbleweed, victorian fiction, vienna teng, walt whitman, wandering, words, writing, wuthering heights | |||||
| Schools: | Seton Hall University - South Orange, NJ (1998 - 2002) University of Colorado, Graduate School - Boulder - Boulder, CO (2004 - 2006) | |||||
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| Account type: | Paid Account | |||||
